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[hairsprayed]

Maybe not publicly, but I do know the girls you have crushes on.

[howandwhen]

you know, feel free to borrow the glitter move if you need to, in revenge. I'm okay with that

[hairsprayed]

Oh so when Nancy's around?

[howandwhen]

I have no idea why that would be relevant to anything and also shut up

[hairsprayed]

Two girls? Rainbow glitter? You know exactly why it's relevant.

[howandwhen]

you know what

shut up

[hairsprayed]

Revenge is so sweet!

[howandwhen]

yeah, enjoy it while you can

[hairsprayed]

You know I could help you right?

[howandwhen]

yeah, I'm 99.99999% sure I've already made too much of an idiot of myself to be helped even if she wasn't straight

[hairsprayed]

I think she's attracted to idiots actually based on her dating record. Also maybe she isn't as straight as we think she is.

[howandwhen]

in order of importance: has there actually been something that makes you think maybe she's not, or are you just saying that?
and are you saying that I might stand a chance because I'm also an idiot?

[hairsprayed]

The way she looks at you sometimes, and the way you can make her laugh. Also everyone thought I was straight for a long time, even me.

Yes you said it yourself you can't be mad!

[howandwhen]

okay you have a fair point about the you bit

I'm not mad

[hairsprayed]

We're not all blessed to be as self-aware as Robin Buckley.

I don't think you're an idiot if that counts for anything. I think you get flustered more easily around pretty girls and you talk a lot when you're flustered for any reason.

[howandwhen]

it's a blessing and a curse

Yeah, of course it counts for something
my brain just
full on short circuits
it would be nice if my vocal cords also short circuited at the same time

[hairsprayed]

Hm... shock collar?

[howandwhen]

ha
Ha
Ha
Ha
🙄

[hairsprayed]

We could Bedazzle it and everything, it could look like a normal necklace!

[howandwhen]

I wouldn't wear a bedazzled necklace even if it weren't a shock collar

[hairsprayed]

Hm... glue on spikes?

[howandwhen]

how long do you think it would take before I stabbed myself on them?

[hairsprayed]

You'd be poking yourself instantly, but a real stab? At least a few hours.

[howandwhen]

Awww
Thank you for that faith in me

[hairsprayed]

It comes from the heart!