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[howandwhen]

okay you have a fair point about the you bit

I'm not mad

[hairsprayed]

We're not all blessed to be as self-aware as Robin Buckley.

I don't think you're an idiot if that counts for anything. I think you get flustered more easily around pretty girls and you talk a lot when you're flustered for any reason.

[howandwhen]

it's a blessing and a curse

Yeah, of course it counts for something
my brain just
full on short circuits
it would be nice if my vocal cords also short circuited at the same time

[hairsprayed]

Hm... shock collar?

[howandwhen]

ha
Ha
Ha
Ha
🙄

[hairsprayed]

We could Bedazzle it and everything, it could look like a normal necklace!

[howandwhen]

I wouldn't wear a bedazzled necklace even if it weren't a shock collar

[hairsprayed]

Hm... glue on spikes?

[howandwhen]

how long do you think it would take before I stabbed myself on them?

[hairsprayed]

You'd be poking yourself instantly, but a real stab? At least a few hours.

[howandwhen]

Awww
Thank you for that faith in me

[hairsprayed]

It comes from the heart!