Oh. Well I guess that makes me feel better even though I fucked up my chance with the one good girlfriend I managed to find. Do you think I'm better off single?
look. I think you’re very nice and you have nice hair and you’re…you have a good sense of humor and you’re the best friend I’ve ever had. I think that those are all good qualities for a partner to have. Is it the worst thing in the world to wait for someone who deserves that? Focus on your kids or something. They’re probably starting fires or getting rabies from demodogs or something.
Oh my god, that was so nice until you called them my kids. None of them are even related to me! And they're getting old enough to not need a babysitter so I'm officially retiring from that unofficial title.
But... yeah, you're right. I guess I've been trying to find someone new to help me get over Nancy, but it just makes it feel worse when I can't make anything work.
I got nervous I was being too sappy or something!!!!!
That’s logical, but I think that the right person eventually will come to you, you can’t just keep poking around and hoping that every brainless girl will be the right one when it’s always a disaster. That’s what I’m telling myself, anyway.
I can’t use the script I lovingly wrote specifically for you, making reference to your many positive (and negative) qualities for myself, Harrington. That doesn’t make any sense. Besides, I’m not the one trying to lock down a girl right now, remember??
I didn’t say you were! I just said I knew you were attracted to guys. And I did. So I wasn’t wrong.
Consider it a lesson in disagreeing with me, and the moral of the lesson is don’t.
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Oh. Well I guess that makes me feel better even though I fucked up my chance with the one good girlfriend I managed to find. Do you think I'm better off single?
sorry for the delay!!!
look. I think you’re very nice and you have nice hair and you’re…you have a good sense of humor and you’re the best friend I’ve ever had. I think that those are all good qualities for a partner to have. Is it the worst thing in the world to wait for someone who deserves that? Focus on your kids or something. They’re probably starting fires or getting rabies from demodogs or something.
no rush!
But... yeah, you're right. I guess I've been trying to find someone new to help me get over Nancy, but it just makes it feel worse when I can't make anything work.
you’re lovely
I got nervous I was being too sappy or something!!!!!
That’s logical, but I think that the right person eventually will come to you, you can’t just keep poking around and hoping that every brainless girl will be the right one when it’s always a disaster. That’s what I’m telling myself, anyway.
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Hey you don't always go after brainless girls. Maybe we should stop trying so hard to get away from the single life, though.
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But yeah, you’re probably right. Is it really that bad, anyway?
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Man, with all the little nerds slowly pairing up, it feels kinda bad! Maybe I need to seriously broaden my dating pool.
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…with what? How?
Video dating?? Men?
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I mean, guys are hot. It wouldn't be any easier, though.
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HA. I KNEW IT.
Okay. So what do you suggest? Other than my very rational and intelligent suggestion of staying single for a while.
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Knew what? I'm just saying guys can be hot, it's not like I'm gay.
How dare you back me into this corner where I have to agree with you.
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I can’t use the script I lovingly wrote specifically for you, making reference to your many positive (and negative) qualities for myself, Harrington. That doesn’t make any sense. Besides, I’m not the one trying to lock down a girl right now, remember??
I didn’t say you were! I just said I knew you were attracted to guys. And I did. So I wasn’t wrong.
Consider it a lesson in disagreeing with me, and the moral of the lesson is don’t.
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Well you never said it out loud, so it doesn't count. You could have just made it up and you're sitting there stunned by this information.
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Steve if I voiced every single thought I had out loud you’d have thrown me out of a moving vehicle by now
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Fair, that's fair. You're already so close to doing it that I'm not sure you'd even be able to take a breath if you did it more.