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[hairsprayed]

I get enough videos at work, no thank you.

I mean, guys are hot. It wouldn't be any easier, though.

[withacapitalaugh]

aw, i had a script written and everything, I guess I’ll just throw that out.


HA. I KNEW IT.

Okay. So what do you suggest? Other than my very rational and intelligent suggestion of staying single for a while.

[hairsprayed]

Use it for your own interview, Buckley.

Knew what? I'm just saying guys can be hot, it's not like I'm gay.

How dare you back me into this corner where I have to agree with you.

[withacapitalaugh]

I can’t use the script I lovingly wrote specifically for you, making reference to your many positive (and negative) qualities for myself, Harrington. That doesn’t make any sense. Besides, I’m not the one trying to lock down a girl right now, remember??

I didn’t say you were! I just said I knew you were attracted to guys. And I did. So I wasn’t wrong.

Consider it a lesson in disagreeing with me, and the moral of the lesson is don’t.

[hairsprayed]

Oh my god, you're gonna be dating a girl before me.

Well you never said it out loud, so it doesn't count. You could have just made it up and you're sitting there stunned by this information.

[withacapitalaugh]

due to my patience and also being super really hot and clearly irresistible to the ladies yeah totally.

Steve if I voiced every single thought I had out loud you’d have thrown me out of a moving vehicle by now

[hairsprayed]

Hey, you've got a corner on the market as far as I can see.

Fair, that's fair. You're already so close to doing it that I'm not sure you'd even be able to take a breath if you did it more.