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NO! Robin no!!

[howandwhen]

Too late! <3

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I'm gonna get revenge I hope you're prepared for that!

[howandwhen]

by all means, Stevie, do what you gotta do

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You're so dead!

[howandwhen]

I'm afraid I don't believe for a second your revenge plan would be murder

[hairsprayed]

There are other ways to die.

[howandwhen]

Okay, genius, in what way am I going to die as a result of your revenge plan that won't count as murder?

[hairsprayed]

Socially, or of embarrassment.

[howandwhen]

do you really expect me to believe you're going to publicly shame me or something?

[hairsprayed]

Maybe not publicly, but I do know the girls you have crushes on.

[howandwhen]

you know, feel free to borrow the glitter move if you need to, in revenge. I'm okay with that

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Oh so when Nancy's around?

[howandwhen]

I have no idea why that would be relevant to anything and also shut up

[hairsprayed]

Two girls? Rainbow glitter? You know exactly why it's relevant.

[howandwhen]

you know what

shut up

[hairsprayed]

Revenge is so sweet!

[howandwhen]

yeah, enjoy it while you can

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You know I could help you right?

[howandwhen]

yeah, I'm 99.99999% sure I've already made too much of an idiot of myself to be helped even if she wasn't straight

[hairsprayed]

I think she's attracted to idiots actually based on her dating record. Also maybe she isn't as straight as we think she is.

[howandwhen]

in order of importance: has there actually been something that makes you think maybe she's not, or are you just saying that?
and are you saying that I might stand a chance because I'm also an idiot?

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The way she looks at you sometimes, and the way you can make her laugh. Also everyone thought I was straight for a long time, even me.

Yes you said it yourself you can't be mad!

[howandwhen]

okay you have a fair point about the you bit

I'm not mad

[hairsprayed]

We're not all blessed to be as self-aware as Robin Buckley.

I don't think you're an idiot if that counts for anything. I think you get flustered more easily around pretty girls and you talk a lot when you're flustered for any reason.