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[howandwhen]

Okay.

what if both of you are being idiots at the same time and thus both getting glittered at the same time? that feels like it should be an exception. you could use it as a bonding experience

[hairsprayed]

That sounds like a great way to get covered in glitter if you think we're flirting shittily or at the wrong time.

[howandwhen]

Yes.

I'm taking this as agreement to my exception.

[hairsprayed]

NO! Robin no!!

[howandwhen]

Too late! <3

[hairsprayed]

I'm gonna get revenge I hope you're prepared for that!

[howandwhen]

by all means, Stevie, do what you gotta do

[hairsprayed]

You're so dead!

[howandwhen]

I'm afraid I don't believe for a second your revenge plan would be murder

[hairsprayed]

There are other ways to die.

[howandwhen]

Okay, genius, in what way am I going to die as a result of your revenge plan that won't count as murder?

[hairsprayed]

Socially, or of embarrassment.

[howandwhen]

do you really expect me to believe you're going to publicly shame me or something?

[hairsprayed]

Maybe not publicly, but I do know the girls you have crushes on.

[howandwhen]

you know, feel free to borrow the glitter move if you need to, in revenge. I'm okay with that

[hairsprayed]

Oh so when Nancy's around?

[howandwhen]

I have no idea why that would be relevant to anything and also shut up

[hairsprayed]

Two girls? Rainbow glitter? You know exactly why it's relevant.

[howandwhen]

you know what

shut up

[hairsprayed]

Revenge is so sweet!

[howandwhen]

yeah, enjoy it while you can

[hairsprayed]

You know I could help you right?

[howandwhen]

yeah, I'm 99.99999% sure I've already made too much of an idiot of myself to be helped even if she wasn't straight

[hairsprayed]

I think she's attracted to idiots actually based on her dating record. Also maybe she isn't as straight as we think she is.

[howandwhen]

in order of importance: has there actually been something that makes you think maybe she's not, or are you just saying that?
and are you saying that I might stand a chance because I'm also an idiot?