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[howandwhen]

Steve

we are definitely already on a watch list

probably multiple watch lists

[hairsprayed]

Not on an arson-specific watch list! And all the more reason not to get on another one.

[howandwhen]

maybe not before we said arson like ten times but I think it's too late now

probably just got on the cult list too

[hairsprayed]

We were probably already on a cult watchlist just from knowing all those little gremlins in Hellfire.

[howandwhen]

shit, you're right

oh well

[hairsprayed]

What's life like without a little paranoia, right?

We're never getting normal lives at this rate.

[howandwhen]

was there a previous point, post mall, that you thought we would get normal lives?

[hairsprayed]

Yeah... for a while it felt like there was an end to things, like it'd work out and be over and I could go back to normal shit.

[howandwhen]

oh, okay, by normal you meant not pre-apocalyptic

...

it could still happen. I mean. clearly nothing is actually impossible

[hairsprayed]

You know, a man gets to a point in his young life when he wishes the impossible would stop happening in his own backyard. But hey, at least I've made some pretty cool friends on the way to the apocalypse.

[howandwhen]

I cannot take you seriously when you talk about yourself like "a man gets to a point in his young life"

but thanks for thinking I'm pretty cool

[hairsprayed]

I've lived through enough shit, I'm allowed to talk about myself like that!

Coolest best friend I've had, at least.

[howandwhen]

and I'm allowed to not take you seriously and laugh sometimes when you talk about yourself like that, cause I'm the coolest best friend you've had

[hairsprayed]

Nope, ruined it, I'm taking back everything I just said!

[howandwhen]

too late, you put it in writing!

You're the coolest best friend I've ever had too

[hairsprayed]

Writing can be deleted!

Thanks, I won't cheapen the moment by asking about your other friends.

[howandwhen]

oh, really? how are you going to delete it from my phone, genius?

Oh, good, cause god knows there would be SO MUCH competition