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[thefreak]

Really. You think my sex life...is interesting?

[hairsprayed]

Well fuck when you say it like that I sound like a huge creep!!

[thefreak]

I mean, I don't think you're a creep or anything, I'm just surprised. I didn't think you'd be that interested in anything about me.

[hairsprayed]

It's interesting and I'm still figuring shit out about myself. Plus you're my friend, of course I'm interested in things about you.

[thefreak]

Well when you put it that way, if it helps you figure yourself out, then by all means. And still blows me away that we're friends. Even if it took a near apocalypse to bring that about.

[hairsprayed]

Yeah well, you're surprisingly cool. And my gay guru, so you're not getting out of that job any time soon.

[thefreak]

Your gay guru. I weirdly like the sound of that. Step right up, what can this gay guru do for you?

[hairsprayed]

Right now I'm kinda stuck thinking about S&M.

[thefreak]

Oh really? What about it exactly? Like, is it something you even think you'd be into?

[hairsprayed]

I don't know, maybe? Sounds kinda nice not having to be in charge of stuff, but I don't know about the pain.

[thefreak]

And that's valid, I've had partners who weren't into the pain aspect but were really into teasing and edging and that kind of shit.

[hairsprayed]

I guess that answers a differnt question.

Edging??

[thefreak]

You really going to make me explain this? Shit.

It's like...I don't know, have you ever tried to get yourself really close to orgasm, then stop for a bit, then keep going, rinse, and repeat?

[hairsprayed]

Hey honestly I didn't realize there was so much I didn't know about sex. I'm pretty good at it.

Oh yeah, I didn't know that had a name. So you... do that to the guys you tie up?

[thefreak]

At vanilla sex, maybe, and there's nothing wrong with that. But yeah, there's a whole wide world of kink if you want to learn about it.

Well now you know. I have been known to, yes.

[hairsprayed]

It sounds like fun shit to learn honestly. If you don't mind teaching me?

[thefreak]

Wait. Seriously? I mean, yeah. If you're sure, fuck yeah I'll teach you.

[hairsprayed]

Is it really that surprising? Sex is great! I'm just sorry if I'm a bad student, I can be stubborn.

[thefreak]

That I will enthusiastically agree with. Oh really? Guess I should be prepared to punish you, then.

[hairsprayed]

Punish? So if I'm good, can I get rewards?

[thefreak]

Rewards, huh? Yeah, I think that could be arranged. What kind of rewards you have in mind?

[hairsprayed]

I don't know, whatever you think of I guess? Do you have a go-to?

[thefreak]

I mean. Usually when it comes to this kind of stuff, sex isthe reward.

[hairsprayed]

I'm sure you'd make it something fun to work for.

[thefreak]

With you? Yeah, I definitely would.