[ Look Steve it's nothing to do with you and completely to do with the fact he is an awkward teen and he honestly hadn't even been thinking that far ahead with Will. ]
BESIDES There's a chance that will never happen AND Even if it does it's so far from now
Ok that's fair, it's important that both of you are ready and into it. Just... promise you'll ask if you need something and don't want to talk to your mom about it.
Do I really seem like the kind of asshole that would beat someone up for being gay?
Don't answer that. Actually do but think about me now instead of me from a few years ago.
I trust you! I trust you to be honest about whether or not he agreed to a date if I also agreed to a date and you're not going to have us hanging out awkwardly in a car and then at a carnival when he only wants to... do not dating things.
I've never tried dating someone who was a friend first so this is weird for me too.
You would totally do that if you thought it was a good idea to force two people together! But we're not pining or miserable. I'M not. Is he miserable??
How often have I been wrong? If I had any doubt then I wouldn't push it. ... I don't actually know if he is but I'm pretty sure there's some pining there Even if he didn't want to admit it at first But you didn't hear it from me
Also! He said yes and I'm bringing Will so it's a double date Already told Will
It could be better or weird like most new stuff. It's not about you being wrong with other stuff like science and math and nerd shit. This is a delicate matter you don't learn from books.
Yeah he doesn't seem like the kind to pine. Can you imagine him laying in bed all day listening to sad music? Eddie's got more energy than a puppy and would probably eat his Metallica shirt before listening to anything mellow.
Ok cute. I feel like we're going to be more focused on playing wingman than our own date.
Ok well you two aren't allowed to play wingmen on OUR date! You two lovebirds enjoy yourselves and I'm sure Munson and I will too. Plus it's not like we should have you two there to force anything, it should be natural if it's going to go anywhere.
And what makes it gross for us? Will totally doesn't seem the gremlin type but also I don't know the kid as well as you so I'm going to take your word on that.
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But
It is way too weird to have you trying to give me the safe sex talk
Almost as bad as if it were Eddie
Wait
No
It's worse.
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it's still...
I don't know.
[ Look Steve it's nothing to do with you and completely to do with the fact he is an awkward teen and he honestly hadn't even been thinking that far ahead with Will. ]
BESIDES
There's a chance that will never happen
AND
Even if it does it's so far from now
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I promise if I have any questions about having gay sex I will come straight to you
.....
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Thanks for being here.
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Thanks for trying to set me up with someone important to you.
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I mean
You're both important to me and you both being happy is important to me.
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But whatever.
I'll text Eddie and see what he says and then let you know.
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Wait he didn't even say yes to this yet?!
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He didn't even want me to tell you who he was until I knew you'd be okay with a guy being into you
Besides I have to tell him you're plan
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Doesn't matter no taksies-backsies!
You both need it and it's gonna be great!
So just shut up and TRUST me!
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Don't answer that. Actually do but think about me now instead of me from a few years ago.
I trust you! I trust you to be honest about whether or not he agreed to a date if I also agreed to a date and you're not going to have us hanging out awkwardly in a car and then at a carnival when he only wants to... do not dating things.
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But you're also so far from his normal friends and he doesn't know you like I do.
Maybe it was less being afraid of being beat up and more afraid of losing the friend he has.
ALSO OF COURSE I WOULDN'T DO THAT!! Come on Steve! Why would I do that to either of you? I want you both HAPPY not pining and miserable.
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You would totally do that if you thought it was a good idea to force two people together! But we're not pining or miserable. I'M not. Is he miserable??
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How often have I been wrong?
If I had any doubt then I wouldn't push it.
...
I don't actually know if he is but I'm pretty sure there's some pining there
Even if he didn't want to admit it at first
But you didn't hear it from me
Also!
He said yes and I'm bringing Will so it's a double date
Already told Will
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Yeah he doesn't seem like the kind to pine. Can you imagine him laying in bed all day listening to sad music? Eddie's got more energy than a puppy and would probably eat his Metallica shirt before listening to anything mellow.
Ok cute. I feel like we're going to be more focused on playing wingman than our own date.
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You say that but I mean
Eddie is still a person with feelings
And you are not allowed to play Wingman on my date.
Will already knows the plan and knows that this is about YOU TWO
not us.
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I have played enough Wingman
I'm going to spend time with Will
You go be gross with Eddie
We all win
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it's still gross with you two
not with Will
Will isn't gross
He's a total gremlin...but not gross.
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Also yeah it's okay
no one believes me when I say it
just...trust me
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