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~howandwhen

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Wait, HOW is it obvious?

Maybe I shouldn't bother and go back into the closet. Halfway back? How does that even work?

[howandwhen]

how is it obvious? by me being able to see both your faces when you look at each other

jesus, you cannot go back in the closet

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I know you're like my gay guru but there's no way you call tell a top and bottom by how we look at each other. I refuse to believe that!

Why, will you be lonely without me?

[howandwhen]

I meant that he likes you, dingus, I am NOT trying to figure that out by looking at you, gross

Yes, and also I don't feel like having to drag you back out of it again

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But that's some of the confusing part!

I have to admit I'm curious what you'd do to try it.

[howandwhen]

it's confusing that he likes you?

for obvious reasons, I cannot disclose that information

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No! Maybe? Forget it since you think it's gross.

You're scary when you keep secrets you know that?

[howandwhen]

Nope, too late, not forgetting it. Why is it confusing that he likes you?

Thank you!

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It's confusing if he wants to fuck or be fucked.

[howandwhen]

do we have to have the 'people can like both' conversation again?

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No but people have preferences! And I'm pretty sure it's different for two guys instead of two girls.

[howandwhen]

again, I think it's okay you find out what those preferences are on the date. I am sure you'll be able to figure SOMETHING out if they don't match exactly since literally everyone agrees you like each other

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Ok chill out it's not literally everyone.

[howandwhen]

okay, fine, the stoner kid from california probably hasn't noticed

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Jonathan definitely hasn't. Mike either since his head's too far up his own ass half the time and the other half he's focused on Jane.

[howandwhen]

Hmm, maybe I should tell them.

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Or maybe not? What happened to not outing each other??

[howandwhen]

I can't believe you replied like I actually meant that, you might be too gullible to live

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I just happen to trust my best friend! Or I did.

[howandwhen]

crazy thought: that trust means you should know I'd never actually do that, dingus

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Ok I'll give you that. If there's one thing we can promise each other it's never doing that.

[howandwhen]

thank you, yes, exactly